Creepiest New Year's Resolution --
Americans for Tax Reform pres. Grover Norquist: "I just bought a new shotgun and I am getting married in April, so in 2005 I resolve to fulfill my demographic destiny and become more conservative." (Via Wonkette)
"Adam ate an apple from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil. It's a shame we ran out of apples." -- The Sage.
"The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness." -- John Kenneth Galbraith
"Reality has a liberal bias." -- Stephen Colbert
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