"A PIRATE PERCHANCE"

He is the very model of a government executive
His language it is doublespeak, his better half is decorative
He claims to be immaculate, his record stands for all to see
And shining through it all is his incredible mendacity
As to administration, why, his cabinet’s impeccable
And human progress, not for profit, gleefully deemed wreckable
Ambition is his only creed, his means are reprehensible
His policies will ruin us and are clearly indefensible.

(chorus)
His policies will ruin us and are clearly indefensible.

To right his wrongs may prove to be a sheer impossibility
Especially when he claims to bear no share of culpability
Though Time has glorified him and for two years now consecutive,
In practice he has been a very awful chief executive.

(chorus)
Though Time has glorified him and for two years now consecutive,
In practice he has been a very awful chief executive.

UPDATE: Yes, yes, I know, Time selects its Person of the Year not for for his/her importance or goodness, but for his/her impact on current events. But if you've read the article (and I don't advise it, so I won't publish the link), you'll throw up at the fawning language.